Funniest Friendship quotes collection
1. When you are in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out, but your best friend will be sitting next to you saying, “Damn! That was fun.”
2. A friend is like a good bra, hard to find, supportive, comfortable, always lifts you up, makes you look better and best of all, always close to your heart.
3. Friendship is like a melon, you must try a hundred before you find a good one.
4. There are big ships and small ships but the best of all are friendships.
5. Best friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like leaves, littered everywhere.
6. My wife ran off with my best friend, I sure do miss him.
7.If your friends don’t make fun of you, then they are not really your friends.
8. Friends are God’s way of apologizing for our families.
9. Friendship is not about people who act true to your face,it is about people who remain true behind your back.
10. Men kick around friendship like a soccer ball and it doesn’t seem to crack, women treat it like glass and it shatters into a million pieces.
11. You are my best friend, always remember that if you fall i will pick you up … after i finish laughing first.
12. I don’t know whats tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
13. You call yourself my friend, but where were you when my selfie had only 5 likes?
14. My favorite kind of pain is in my stomach when my friends make me laugh too hard.
15. Friends buy you lunch, best friends eat your lunch.
16. There is nothing better than a friend, unless its a friend with chocolate.
17. Friends are like boobs, you’ve got big ones, small ones, real ones and fake ones.
18. Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you know the warm feeling inside.
19. It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense and to have your nonsense respected.
20. Friends are like wedgies, they are intimately close, they know your inner self and it feels good when you pick out a good one.
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